So my grand plan was for a larger post today but I foolishly promised my college students yesterday that I will upload lectures related to the next class by today.
PowerPoints take a long time to make when you want to make them with audio.
So I'm hoping to get you some longer posts Soon™. Until then, understand that The Minion really did want to kill that dog.
As I previously noted, the wife has been spreadingpropaganda against my junk good name. Much as I expected, this has resulted in the Sisterhood of Humans being horrified at the crimes I have committed against humanity. And I quote:
H.H.B. - "(B)tw, I'm pretty sure I would kick [husband's name omitted to protect the innocent] in the junk if he laughed at me like that" (emphasis added).
The Space Monkey - "H.H.B.... it has crossed my mind. But then, there was the whole drugged thing... ;)"
Defense Against the Language Arts teacher - "This blog post is an excellent example of why it's a good thing that you're married to him and not me. XD (I would probably have punched him in the nose.)"
Mom - "He is his father's son....lol. He's 66 and just starting to mature."
Having, of course, read the posts, I can see where this righteous indignation is coming from. I mean, I laughed at my wife while she was crying! Who does that?!
It gives me no joy to have to answer my wife's post with cold, unfeeling truth. Nevertheless, the junk must be defended.