So...that happened. Since my wife so expertly gave her account, I figured I would supplement it with my own tale of woe. Initially this was to be one post, but then it got to be a little TL;DR, so I decided to break it up.
Be thankful.
This goes back to July. I had been having a fairly constant problem with back spasms throughout June and July. Then they stopped.
The absence of pain is the prelude to suffering.