This is Daisy Doomsayer.
Omens and portents.
Diego de la Sofa is so named because of the remarkable effect he had on black couch slipcovers. The Minion Underfoot is the cat who will stand behind you in the kitchen while you cook.
Daisy is the cat who will predict your suffering.
|Caused by her.|
(As an aside, The Minion in the background always amuses me)
|I just use claws.|
She is the third of the cats to arrive at my home. Diego arrived in 2004, The Minion in 2006, and Daisy in 2009. Before she arrived, she had to be transported from Kentucky to MD-DPR. This itself was an adventure for the Space Monkey.
Daisy is her first cat. She was given the cat by the aforementioned horrible liars, who may have moved to Montreal and changed their names. After receiving said precious cargo, she called me and told me the cat was very pretty.
And very evil.
According to the Space Monkey's first experiences with her, she was a foot assassin, she hissed a lot, and she would swipe at you after you pet her for a few moments.
|Sometimes she just gave you the silent treatment.|
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"
I may have laughed harder.
Eventually, I was able to control myself and explain that I myself had this experience with my beloved Diego once.
Shortly after she hung up with me that time, I received another call. "I was sitting on the floor at the foot of the bed trying to find her, and she appeared on the bed right behind me."
In the end, she came home and hissed at The Minion, whom she still hates. She also hissed at me when I tried to pet her. She hissed at the Space Monkey if she said the words, "Bitsy Baby!" In general, she hissed a lot.
And then she spent the next few months interrupting my thesis research.
|You weren't using this. No, really, you weren't using this.|