|Observe the toilet paper not on the toilet paper holder. Ignore the duck.|
This has happened often.
I know in this case that my wife will argue that the trash can for our bathroom is currently in the kitchen, but observe my elegant solution to the problem.
|I didn't even have to move the duck.|
So, am I missing something, ladies? Is this something normal? Do all women do this? I mean, that's okay if it's just some sort of weird female tribal custom that I'm not attuned to. It isn't like men don't have our own restroom etiquette that must be strictly observed for the greater good of all society.
Anyway, you didn't hear that from me, and I was never here.