The Lamentation of the Women

What is best in Mario Kart?

Also strangely true on the Capital Beltway.

If you've never played Mario Kart before or seen Mario Kart being played, then you need to understand. If the Dalai Lama, Gandhi, Confucius, and Nelson Mandela were put into the same metaphysical room and made to play it, the Dalai Lama and Gandhi would be throwing their Wiimotes in frustration while Mandela laughed and Confucius asked them how it tastes.

It's a little intense.

So only a truly evil individual would ever record, say, his wife and the Defense Against the Language Arts teacher playing it and then edit down hours of footage to an 8-minute greatest hits.

It's a good thing we don't know that sort of person.

Also, if you don't understand the references that started this post (or especially if you did), you should watch this other video.

Yes, I know it's actually a paraphrase of Genghis Khan, but does he have a musical?