|Have I mentioned how creepy trees are?|
Because of obligations my mother had in New Jersey, it was my filial duty to drive them as far as MD-DPR. Given my gradually increasing back pain, I was looking forward to being home again.
|Which really means I have to re-evaluate my life.|
The Space Monkey and I switched to the bedroom they had vacated, which was mostly better than our previous one except for having a crib in it.
|Have I mentioned how creepy cribs are? (Ikea)|
|Where she was tragically overcome by toddlers.|
|It's amazing how dusty a car can get after only a few days.|
I was wrong.
That night, I could feel the sickness starting to take hold.
|Proof of sickness.|
And that I was sorry that I ate her brains.
|They were just too delicious with that red wine sauce.|